STOP!!!!! IF U FIND PREGNANCY WORDS HORRIBLE OR U ARE UNDER ERM... 14 THEN GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN IT LEAVE!!!!!!!
hi man u wont reply to me as this was made 2 years ago dude so i shall say woteva i like!!!!! wow ive neva had such power! i ruleee bow down to me now losers!!!!! ha ha its like i have frozen u all and now i can go rite up to ur lil pudgy faces and say woteva i like mwah ha ha!!!!! im on top of the world!!!! hay just saw wot this site is called- dirtyjokesinc???? and this joke is on this site!?!?!? oh wow how dirty!!!!! u make me sick!!! oh anyway back on with my Im the best speech... well... u no wot i wanna have a bit of a phsyc... erm... physcio??.... er... u no the place where u lye on a chair and tell some lady dude about ur life??? well i will do tht..._____ o /\ / \ok im kinda broody rite now... i have been since i was about... 10 kinda. well wen i was 10 i really wanted a baby bro/ sis which is kinda like bein broody cos i wanted a baby in my life. that lasted till i was er... 10.5/ 11 then i was like woteva u have a baby if u want i dont care. my parents neva had another baby btw. ( oh and i do have a lil bro and sis but they were 8 at the time and i wanted a BABY bro/ sis so they werent good enough lol!!) anyway then i was fine no broodiness ( dunno if thts a word?) till i was 13 and my cousin sed he's gf was havin a baby! i thought oh wow thts great then 2 months later my other cousin says she's havin a baby and i was like wow at least 2 new babies in the family thts cool! then as they were gettin bigger tellin me wot its like to be pregnant and t first i was like oh wow thts cool. then i kinda got a bit jealous!!! then the first baby came and when i held him i just was like :-O I NEED ONE!!! lol!!! it weren't jus cos i feel in love with him there and then the feelin was me bein broody AGAIN!!! so i came home thinking man i want to hold him again! i waited a couple of weeks but i still felt really broody so i thought i might look up some baby websites so i did i looked at a lovely baby site with loads of info and i read the week by week pregnancy thing and it said about wot happens in your body each week throughout ur pregnancy then the same thing once the babies born and it gives u tips on how to look after him/her and milestones they will go through. anyway this made me even more broody but i kinda got hooked on the site and had to keep lookin at it. i came across a forum on there too and i loved readin the birth stories and lookin at the pics of all the GORGEOUS babies!!!! again this made me 10 times more broody!!! then i started to plan my future i was 13 at the time and it was january i think well i started off in january sayin i was gonna adopt a baby and still live with parents as i'd neva left them all my life i dont even go out with my mates I HATE that sort if thing ( its more safer me stayin in anyway!!) anyway my other second-cousin was born i held him and the same thing happened i wanted to take one home!!! well then in probably march i thought u no wot i wanna BE pregnant i wanna carry a baby INSIDE me not adopt one so my future changed there. but i was gonna have sperm donations! ( remember i was 13 at this time!!!) so off i go on the internet researching about sperm donatatin sites! then once i had found where i was gonna get the sperm from i then started lookin up how i could get this sperm in me!! so did more research and i decided i was gonna have IUI. so by the time i was 13 i had my future planned that i was to have sperm donated and IUI! then in july i think ( iwas 14 by now) i decided i was to have a bf- not husband dont wanna get married but a boy friend- and we would have a baby wen i was 22 and i would try loads of myths to make it a boy called harry and he would have my last name as i want someone to carry it on my cousin already has made sure that someone will carry it on as he had a boy with our last name but i still wanna carry it on for my dad as my bro has mums last name. anyway i then changed my mind again in november wen i thought i would still have baby with bf called harry but i also added abit where if my bf was quite rich that we would 6 kids ( lol i no ALOT!!!) then that changed a week later to 4 where there was 5 years difference between them all so 22 have a baby 27 have a baby 32 have a baby and 37 have a baby. then in decemember i changed my mind yet again this time i decided i will have 3 kids if bf is quite rich it will go 22 have a baby 28 have a baby 32 have a baby. and thts what my future look like rite now!!! so in a year ive gone from adopting 1 baby to actually having 3 kids with my quite rich bf!!! lol 2007 has been quite a big year considering my future!!! well the teachers at school have always said plan for ur future and i have been doin jus that lol wonder wot my future will look like next year??? wen i actually turn 22 id probably have about 1000 different ways that my life will go!!! ill have to pick one and rite now i like the 3 baby one its all planned and nice lol!!! well in my head anyway but what i want and wot i get can be 2 completely different things!!! oh and yesterday i watched a baby bein born for the first time!!! and i mean properly bein born out of the vagina the camera was on the vagina so i saw the head then the rest of the body!!! made me more excited really which is wierd as she must have been goin through ALOTTTTTT of pain!!!! it was on youtube btw i didnt just go to a hospital and wander in whilst the woman was givin birth lol now tht would be wierd!!! ok anyway id just like to take this moment to say well done and thank you for readin all this soz about the bit at top about me bein the best lol i was hyper!!! i have to go now as my arm is about to drop off but i had to rite this as i have neva told anyone so im jus kinda gettin this off my chest which helps!!! oh and a round of applause to the moderator who HAS to read this they probs will get rid of it even though i did add a lil warnin at the top!!! yer well anyway no one will prob read this as like i sed this thread started about 2 years ago!!! oh and mite alwell give ya a ratin out of 10 so i give ya 10/10 cos u read my whole post just to find it out well done u!!! ok nit nite its 6 am over ere and i havent been to bed yet i can never sleep thts another prob i wont go into it dw!!! lol i like to talk well not talk i dont do alot of tht but i like to write about my life probs cos i neva tell anyone about it so this helps me let it all out oh and im also paranoid i think so tht may be y i dont talk about my life ok goodbye ill stop typin now even tho i sed that about 5 mins ago. this would make a great book it would be about 2000 pages long!!!! ok goodbye maybe i need medical help it mite jus be cos im tired but i dont feel like shutting up my brain keeps producin new things to write down!!! ok ok ill stop i promise im really sorry goodbye and goodnite YAHH!!!
p.s lol im jokin i wouldnt do tht to ya.... or would i??? hmmmmm.......... bond. james bond. yep im tired goodnite and godbless wow never sed that ahhh stop typinnnn please my arm will fall off i swear!!! btw please post this tht would be hilarious!!! im crazy i gotta go to bed goodnite for the last time now please STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER AAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!1
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lol i finished!!! and no i wont start again dw i hope someone reads this i spent alot of time doin this and i still aint got off to sleep!!!! GOODNIGHT TO U ALL xxx
Wow... Over 3 years later and I've just discovered this post! I was a nutter wasn't I? What am I saying 'was' for? I still am! My grammar and spelling is a bit better now though! I can't stand using 'txt speak' anymore! But I'm not 14 anymore am I!? I'm 17 and my cousins that I talked about in that post have both had another baby! And one of them has another on the way! I'm not so broody anymore, I mean I want kids but I'm not so 'I-Want-A-Child-So-Bad-I-Feel-Like-Kidnapping-My-Own-Cousin's-Baby' anymore! Still a bit paranoid but think I was probably worse when I was 14, maybe just a teenager thing (you know, thinking everyone's looking at you just cos you have a tiny spot on your chin!). So let me tell you a bit about what's happening in my life at the moment. Still a 'sad tale' actually. Well I finished school and college (it was an academy type college place but I'll call it college anyway) and I passed everything (I've even got letters after my name! Miss K Garner MCDST!) but been unemployed since leaving 'college' in August. I want to work in an office as an office junior, data input, filing that sort of thing. I've applied for over 100 jobs and only had one, unsuccessful, interview. So that's that. Erm... My love life? What's that?! I don't have a love life! Never had a boyfriend, never even come close to having a boyfriend! But hey ho! Erm... I'm pretty overweight... Borderline obese. That's horrible ain't it? I'm not THAT big! You see things on the news saying obese rates going up and they show loads of really big people walking down the road and I'm like well I'm not that big! Anyway I'm trying to lose weight and I've actually lost 6/7 pounds so far! Errr... I think that's it... So yeah look forward to me in the future looking at this and posting something! Hope my love life and work life is better by the time future me posts something! Erm... If anyone else reads this (don't know why you'd bother but if you do) then please feel free to post but be kind :) Oh and I don't smell like cat wee by the way! I know that's my username or whatever but remember this was a 14 year old nutter who thought that up!
I'm back again! So in the past year I actually got a job!!! Yep, it's only an apprenticeship thing at the moment but hey, it's work! I'm a data inputter. I'm really enjoying it so far... Erm, love life? Yeaaaaah, no changes there! I can't see it changing anytime soon either :/ But who knows, I mean last year I couldn't see myself ever getting a job and look at me now! I know that I'm READY for a boyfriend, I just can't seem to get one. Le sigh. The best thing that's happened to me over the past year (apart from getting a job)? Discovering a little American soap called General Hospital, or to be more specific a mother/daughter duo on GH called Sam and Alexis! I know that probably sounds stupid that the best thing that happened to me is finding two fictional characters on a TV show but last year I was borderline depressed. I use to cry pretty much every day, I had NOTHING to look forward to, nothing really to smile and be happy about and I was just all round upset all the time. That was until I found SamLexis (well to be more specific, Corrie decided to do a "long lost mother finds her long lost daughter" storyline- i.e. something similar to the brilliant Ronnie/Danielle storyline on EastEnders. I thought I'd check it out because of R&D, it was good but I wanted more! So I looked online for similar storylines and found one on another US soap called All My Children between Kendall and Erica. That was very good, but again I wanted more! I next found Carly and Bobbie on GH, again very good, needed more (I'm starting to sound like a crack addict aren't I?!) so I decided to watch Sam and Alexis' storyline. I didn't want to at first because people said their relationship was really bad and they hated eachother... People are stupid! SamLexis is LOOOVE!!! They are my favourite mother daughter duo on TV! I think they even beat R&D! Shocking I know!!! But anyway, because of all these heartwarming mother/daughter storylines I stopped crying on a regular basis, I started smiling (and squealing like a silly fan girl!) and I was actually HAPPY!!! And I still AM happy! I have something to look forward to, when I see that they are due to have scenes together I smile and go "EEEEEEEE!!!" It's nice being so happy! I still have my moments, and I dread to think what happens when one of them leaves or the show ends!..... Best not to think about it! So yeah... that's my life over the past year... I'm bored of writing this post now. If you come back, feel free to post how your/my life is now.... I'm so tired, I'm going to start rambling soon. I do that a lot. I can feel a ramble coming. See this right here is the start of a very long ramble about absolutely nothing. So I'm gonna stop. Now. Yeah. Bye. Night. Whatever. Find me some love dang it!!!!!..... I'm so lonely... See how tired I am?! I'm spouting off about nonsense... But I am lonely. Not really, I like my own company too much to be lonely! Still want some lovin' though... OK I'm seriously tired. I'm going to bed. My eyes hurt. Did I tell you I'm tired? Yeah I'm rambling! Night xxx
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